no need to thank me
your credit card will do
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
the nintendo ambulance is being rushed to your house, wiiu wiiu wiiu
Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents
someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
MAY I TAKE YOUR HAT, SIR?